I’ve always had an appreciation for the s-bend, but I don’t think the same can be said for my recently acquired dildos. When I first glanced over my options, I was so overwhelmed by all of the shapes, colors, and sizes—and the thought of a dildo working its way around the s-bend didn’t really cross my mind. I figured it couldn’t be that difficult to maneuver, after all, this is the 21st century and anything’s possible, right? Well, boy was I in for a treat.
I was so excited to get my dildos in the mail, and I was even more thrilled to start using them, so I got to work right away. But, unfortunately, I quickly realized that I had chosen the wrong shape. The curved tip of the dildo wasn’t fitting correctly around the s-bend. I was so frustrated at first, but then I realized that I could try and use some lubricant to help it along. I pumped a generous amount on the dildo and then I was ready to try again.
To my surprise, the lubricant worked like a charm. All of the sudden, the dildo slid perfectly around the s-bend with the utmost ease. I had to lay across my bed and appreciate my new accomplishment. It felt like a victory dance; a Goliath of a challenge had been conquered. Now I could get back to business and finally use my dildo the way it was intended; for a good, long time.
The experience of maneuvering a dildo around the s-bend was, in a word, eye-opening. I suddenly realized how important it is to recognize each toy’s individual strength and weaknesses, and what the best methods of application are. It was also a great lesson in understanding the importance of lube – if I hadn’t used it, I would have been stuck at square one.
I was so proud of myself that the next day I showed all my friends my new accomplishment. They were absolutely begging for me to demonstrate my technique in person. Eventually, I caved in and of course they were blown away (who wouldn’t be?). I guess sometimes, even we don’t give ourselves enough credit!
My friends and I all agreed that it was a remarkable feat, and had a surprisingly informative conversation about it. We talked about how the orgasm that comes from this particular technique is greater than any other because of the intense, twisting sensation. It’s a sensation unlike any other – you could almost describe it as a type of euphoric, all-encompassing energy. We can all agree that choosing the right shape of dildo is not to be taken lightly.
Aside from the sheer fun of saying the words “dildo” and “s-bend” in the same sentence, I also learned how to be more creative in my approach to sex toys. Now when I use my toys, I have a much better understanding of how to make the most of each one.
It certainly took some effort (and lube) to make my dildo work around the s-bend, but the reward was totally worth it. Now I look forward to my next challenge; I’m sure there will be plenty more where this came from. Who knows, I might even become an expert in this field some day!