I was cruise-shopping around the internet for some new toys, when I came across the hidden male masturbator. It was like a scene out of an Indiana Jones movie; one device concealed in the secret location, but powerful enough to shake the foundations of an entire civilization.
At first, it didn’t occur to me that it could be a sex toy. I mean, it was hidden like some super-secret, super-rad device of a bygone age. But, hey, I’m always up for adventure, so I clicked on it. My jaw dropped. it was like I had hit the sexual jackpot! It was a …